St. Patrick's Day is commonly perceived as a day of fourleafed clover, leprechauns, rainbows and pots o‚' gold, the wearing of the green, and good luck. However, below are some little-known BAD luck omens to avoid on St. Patrick's day.

1.You find a four-leafed clover while removing bellybutton lint from your navel.

2. Green water is flowing uncontrollably from all the water faucets in your home.

3. You notice a tiny leprechaun's bloody shoe in your dog's mouth. That means seven years of automatic bad luck, or a lawsuit, whichever is worse.

4. You manage to follow a rainbow to its end and only find a pot of old guacamole dip.

5.You hear an echo-y, ghostly voice saying, "Manly, yes, but I like it too," while you're showering.

6. During breakfast, you realize that Lucky Charms truly are "magically delicious."

7. Someone has replaced the water in your fish tank with green beer, resulting in loud, drunken, fish singing "Oh, Danny Boy" at the top of their gills.

8.You find a patch of four-leafed clover growing in your sock drawer.

9.You start receiving junk mail addressed O'Current Resident on March 17th... bags of junk mail, in fact.

10. If you happen to surprise a wet, confused leprechaun in your laundry room, don't taunt him by saying, "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?" You won't feel so lucky yourself after that, buck-o.

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