Patrick O'Reilly wasn't feeling his usual, robust self so he called on his favorite physician, Dr. Logan O'Connor.

Doctor O'Connor, happy to see his countryman but troubled by his depressed, lackluster manner, ran some tests. He poundered over the results and came back to tell O'Reilly, "I just can't seem to discover what's wrong with you, Patrick. It must be the drink."

O'Reilly shrugged and answered, "Don't feel too bad about it, doc. I'll come back when you're sober."

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