Two Irish men, Kearney and O'Riordan were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models. Kearney remarks to O'Riordan, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"

O'Riordan replies, "yes,very beautiful, they are, indeed. And look at the price."

Kearney says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't half-expensive. At this price, I'm buying one straight away, me buck-o!" O'Riordan , smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea. Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get me one, too."

Three weeks later, Kearney asks his friend, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?"

O'Riordan replies with a glint in his eye, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent her clothes ahead yesterday, postal collect."

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