There was an elderly lady who was waiting in the hospital waiting room with her daughter.

The nurse entered the waiting area and announced for the elderly lady to go on back to see the doctor. When she didn't move the nurse spoke louder but still she could not hear.

The elderly lady's daughter leaned over and said, "Mother, let's turn your hearing aid up." She looked in her ear then yelled in shock, "Oh, my goodness! That's not your hearing aid, it's a suppository!"

The elderly mother replied, "Well, now I know where my hearing aid went!"

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