You Need A Tic-tac, Bro

Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long dead opossum, found along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville PA, near the animal at it lay along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouthto-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead... a while.

Eeeww. Just... eewww.



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