Any parents eventually see the day when their kids decide it's not "cool" any more to go trick-or-treating, but still enjoy the activity. Here's when you know you may need to just stay home and dish it out:

10. You get winded from just walking up the sidewalk and knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Dude! Great Keith Richards mask!" But you're not wearing a mask...

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where all of your ex-spouses live. They probably are still mad about the times you stole their candy!

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