This Thanksgiving, by all means, enjoy yourself and your family, but be sure to take note of the telltale signs that you may be overdoing it!

You may be overdoing Thanksgiving if...

- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy!

- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out has oars and an anchor!

- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

- The Friday after, you set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yields gravy.

- Your Pastor quotes the Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000," and he's staring at you.

- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

- Reps from the Butterball Hall of Fame have your unlisted number and are stalking you like paparazzi.

- You consider gluttony on national holidays your patriotic duty.

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