15. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

14. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 am is much more practical. 

13. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL... LOL!” 

12. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, and Instant Messages, while being on the phone simultaneously with the same person. 

11. I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses. 

10. I will stop sending e-mail & tweets to my officemate. 

9. I resolve to work with neglected and abandoned children... my own. 

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 

7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

6. I will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line.

5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.

4. I resolve to back-up my new 4 Terra byte hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... 

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet. 

2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

1. I promise to read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.