A salmon fisherman was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make it to a small deserted island off the Oregon coast where he had to survive on what he could find.

When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, “You know, it’s illegal to kill a California Condor, I’m afraid I’m going to have to arrest you.” The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve, but eventually he calmed down. 

“Just out of curiosity” the coastguard asked, “what did it taste like?” The fisherman replied, “Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle.”