Station KTVX reported a man in Sandy, Utah, mistakenly assumed his local 24 Hour Fitness was open… 24 hours. Dan Hill went to the gym late one January evening and finished his session with laps in the pool sometime after midnight.

When he emerged, he realized everyone was gone and the doors were locked.

“Doesn’t the name suggest that they stay open 24 hours?” Hill complained on Facebook. He called his wife, who suggested he “find a comfortable place to sleep.” Instead, he called police dispatch “and the guy pauses for like 10 seconds and says, ‘You’re where?’ ” Hill said. 

He explained that he didn’t want to risk tripping the alarm system and “get busted for breaking and entering,” so police responded and freed Hill from his unexpected prison. 

A manager from the gym apologized in a statement and said, “We made the decision recently to close select clubs in the overnight hours…We clearly did not do a good job of our closing procedures for this club on Saturday night.”

 Maybe you should start by informing your membership, pal.