Fred is 32 years old and is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman good enough for you?”

Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend replies, “I’ve got the perfect solution – you need to find a girl who’s just like your mother.”

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “So, did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”

With a frown, Fred answered, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. And you were right, my mother liked her very much.”

“Then what’s the problem?” asked his bud.

Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”