Dear Old Dad
A father is one of the most special persons in our life. He is like a pillar of support, ready to provide us shelter and take all the worry and fear away from us.
A child, especially a son, always looks up to his father, as his idol. While all children realize the importance their fathers hold in their lives, very few are able to ever express it. This is one of the primary reasons why Father’s Day came into being; to provide us an opportunity to thank our dads for all that they have done for us.
Talking about the special day, what better way to thank your dad than by making him smile? With that said, hopefully you will find the Father’s Day jokes listed below to be quite handy.
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I figured out why they call our language the “Mother Tongue.” Fathers never get a chance to use much of it.
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Say what you will about healthy eating and all, but I’ve always found it awfully difficult to explain to my son (who’s 6´4˝ to my 6´ in height), why junk food is bad for you.
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One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father’s Day. They put a cot in the kitchen.
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If you think about it, Adam had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his “Father” a gift for Father’s Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who’s Everything?
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I started early teaching my kids the value of a dollar. From then on, they demanded their allowances in gold.
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A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy kitties and 2 girl kitties.
“How do you know?” his mother asked.
“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”