Married life can be full of excitement and also have a little frustration. Since June is that month when many weddings occur, we’ve compiled a few funny comments about the sacred institution:

  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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It'€™s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, dad?

Father: I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it.

Son: Is it true, dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man didn’t know his wife until he married.

Father: That happens everywhere, son. Everywhere!